同人誌の実家誤配送事件/ The Accidental Doujinshi Delivery to Parents’ House
Thursday Morning Family Crisis 木曜朝の家族危機 木曜日の朝8時。オタクAは母親から予想外の電話を受けた。 Thursday morning, 8 AM. Otaku A received an unexpected call from his mother. 母親: 「太郎、変な本が届いてるわよ?宛名は太郎になってるけど…」 Mother: "Taro, some strange books arrived? They're addressed to you but..." オタクA: 「え!?変な本って…まさか…」 Otaku A: "What!? Strange books... could it be..." 先月注文した成人向け同人誌が、住所変更を忘れて実家に配送されてしまったのだ。 The adult doujinshi he ordered last month was delivered to his parents' house because he forgot to change his address. オタクA: 「お、お母さん!それ開けちゃダメ!今すぐ取りに行く!」 Otaku A: "M-Mom! Don't open that! I'll come get it right away!" 母親: 「もう開けちゃったわ。これ何?女の子の絵が…」 Mother: "I already opened it. What is this? There are drawings of girls..." オタクA: 「あああああ!」 Otaku A: "Ahhhhhhh!" 人生最大の危機が訪れた。電話の向こうで父親の声も聞こえる。 His greatest life crisis had arrived. He can hear his father's voice on the other end of the phone...