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パパの駐車完璧マスターの日 / Dad’s Perfect Parking Master Day

Can Dad Really Park the Car?パパ、駐車できるの？

お父さんがスーツ姿で車の外に出て、メジャーで駐車スペースの距離を測り、娘が助手席で呆れた表情をしているユーモラスなイラスト

今日ショッピングモールに行った時のこと…パパの駐車が始まった…
When we went to the shopping mall today... Dad's parking operation began...

娘：「パパ、そこの駐車場に停めよう」
Daughter: "Dad, let's park in that parking space"

パパ：「まず車両寸法と駐車枠の寸法を正確に測定しよう。」
Dad: "First, I'll accurately measure the vehicle dimensions and parking space dimensions."

娘：「測らなくても入るよ...」
Daughter: "It will fit without measuring..."

パパ：「左右の余裕が各15センチメートル、前後20センチメートルで最適配置するね。」
Dad: "I'll position optimally with 15 centimeters on each side and 20 centimeters front and back."

娘：「車から降りて測ってる...恥ずかしい...」
Daughter: "You got out to measure... this is embarrassing..."

パパ：「ハンドル角度32度、バック距離2.3メートルで実行するよ。」
Dad: "Executing with steering angle 32 degrees, backing distance 2.3 meters."

娘：「なんで全部数値化するの？」
Daughter: "Why do you quantify everything?"

パパ：「駐車完了！中央線からの誤差はプラスマイナス2センチメートル以内だ。」
Dad: "Parking complete! Deviation from center line is within plus-minus 2 centimeters."

パパ、駐車は宇宙船のドッキングじゃないんだよ…
Dad, parking isn't spacecraft docking...

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